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aqrinc:

A little levity to go with the sarcasm and vicious attack on men. No i did not invent it, just a copy and paste, a friend sent today.

Male or Female?  You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.   
 

    
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.   
 

    
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated   
 

    
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object.... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.   
 

    
SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.   
 

    
WEB PAGES:  Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.   
 

    
TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.   
 

    
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.   
 

    
HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.   
 

    
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.   
george. ;D

 

Linny:
That was very funny! Now I have to think of some!  ;D

Ninny:
Very cute!! ha!  :D
Kathy ;)

judith collier:
I am no egg timer, thank you!!!! Judy

meee:
           Hey George,

                 Very funny, but the fact that I actually am a sponge, is not! ;D

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