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Beloved:
The chimpazee is the only one that would even know what a banana was  ::).

He is not going up the tree because ...he lives by sight and not by faith.


beloved

gmik:
Hey, I actually read it twice, thought about it, and said....wait a minute...bananas not coconuts....so I said None of the animals and I scrolled down...there wasn't an analysis for those who got it!!!  (as a teacher I usually look for tricks!!) :D

Ninny:
Ha! You see, when I read this I shook my head and said, "well it would be the chimp! He'd scratch his head and go to the banana plant!! haha! So I wasn't such a moron after all!!  :o
Kathy ;)

judith collier:
Oh my gosh just this weekend my 9 yr. old grandson visited for a few days and at one point I was bent over checking his little baby brother sitting on the floor(and obviously my white underwear showed)when this fresh mouthed kid says,"grandma, you got some big coconuts!" "Yeah, said I, and I'm going to sit on you with both of them if you don't mind your mouth." This is the same little monster who asked me one day what I had in my hand(it was a hemmoroid suppository)I said it was a healing bullet which of course prompted the question, "so where do you put it" Of course, me being me, said it went in the butt hole. This statement transformed this kid into a blob of jelly on the floor, he could not stop laughing or even talk. When he regained some composure he flew down the stairs where his mother and three of her girlfriends were visiting and after many attempts at talking finally spit out, "gggrandma pputs bullets in her butt" A day that will go down in to infamy! Judy

Dave in Tenn:
Yep, Judy.  Twenty, thirty years from now as the family is around the Holiday table, that story will still be told.  Priceless.

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