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[Dave in Tenn]

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.  They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.




























































If your answer is:

Lion = you're an idiot.

Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

BANANAS don't grow on Coconut Trees!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax.

[cjwood]

you can't get no banana off a coconut tree dave!!

claudia

[cjwood]

i posted before scrolling down to see the analysis.

just like you can't get bad fruit off the good fruit Spirit tree of God.

you are so silly dave. i love your posts every time.

claudia

[firefly77]

Got me... I am hopelessly stupid... duh 
Loved the results 

[aqrinc]

Bananas do not grow on coconut trees. You nuts  .

george.

[Beloved]

The chimpazee is the only one that would even know what a banana was  .

He is not going up the tree because ...he lives by sight and not by faith.


beloved

[gmik]

Hey, I actually read it twice, thought about it, and said....wait a minute...bananas not coconuts....so I said None of the animals and I scrolled down...there wasn't an analysis for those who got it!!!  (as a teacher I usually look for tricks!!)

[Ninny]

Ha! You see, when I read this I shook my head and said, "well it would be the chimp! He'd scratch his head and go to the banana plant!! haha! So I wasn't such a moron after all!! 
Kathy

[judith collier]

Oh my gosh just this weekend my 9 yr. old grandson visited for a few days and at one point I was bent over checking his little baby brother sitting on the floor(and obviously my white underwear showed)when this fresh mouthed kid says,"grandma, you got some big coconuts!" "Yeah, said I, and I'm going to sit on you with both of them if you don't mind your mouth." This is the same little monster who asked me one day what I had in my hand(it was a hemmoroid suppository)I said it was a healing bullet which of course prompted the question, "so where do you put it" Of course, me being me, said it went in the butt hole. This statement transformed this kid into a blob of jelly on the floor, he could not stop laughing or even talk. When he regained some composure he flew down the stairs where his mother and three of her girlfriends were visiting and after many attempts at talking finally spit out, "gggrandma pputs bullets in her butt" A day that will go down in to infamy! Judy

[Dave in Tenn]

Yep, Judy.  Twenty, thirty years from now as the family is around the Holiday table, that story will still be told.  Priceless.

[firefly77]

Judy,
ROTFL... This is too much. I am laughing my coconuts off.

Angie

[Marlene]

Judy, You never cease to amaze me. Gotta Love You.

In His Love,
Marlene

By the way I am a moron like Kathy. Hate to say it but my Husband got it right. I just read it all to my family.

[Samson]

Dave,

        What's that song, we have no Bananas, , the tree has coconuts.

                                Samson.

[Samson]

Ha! You see, when I read this I shook my head and said, "well it would be the chimp! He'd scratch his head and go to the banana plant!! haha! So I wasn't such a moron after all!! 
Kathy

Kathy,

         I don't know whether or not people consider me a Moron, but at the bottom it says I can't be overstressed
or overworked, if I got it right,  , still, I don't think I need or want anymore stress, but God might have other
plans for me;  , maybe death isn't so bad afterall.

                                           Samson.

[Ninny]

Samson,
Stress is a bad thing, but there is no stress in death!! I think you're pretty cool! heehee!  Don't die yet though, unless it's to the flesh, we need you around here!!   OMG!! Judy, I just read you reply!! about your grandson!! Girl I'm laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!!
Kathy