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'The Obedient Wife'

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Craig:


                There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved
                all of his money but was a real 'miser' when it came to
                his money.

                Just before he died, he said to his wife..   'When I die,
                I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
                with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with
                me .'

                And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her
                heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money
                into the casket with him.

                Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
                wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend
                was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
                and just before the undertakers got ready to close the
                casket, the wife said,

                 ' Wait just a moment !'
                She had a small metal box with her; she came over  to the
                casket  with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
                undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it
                away.

                 So her friend said , 'Girl, I know you were not foolish
                enough to put all that money in there with your husband.
               
                The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I
                cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was
                going to put that money into the casket with him.'
                 Her friend replied ' You mean to tell me you put that
                money in the casket with him!?!?!? '
                 ' I sure did, '  said the wife.  ' I got it all
                together, put it into my account, and wrote him a
                check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it. '

G. Driggs:
Ha ha ha! Good one! :D

Ninny:
My kind of woman!!! heehee! :D
Kathy ;)

Samson:

--- Quote from: Ninny on June 29, 2009, 01:44:58 PM ---My kind of woman!!! heehee! :D
Kathy ;)

--- End quote ---

Have to show the Freckle Girl that one,

Since I don't have any money in this Life, no need to worry about spending any in the next, ;D and when
it comes to figuring out ways to end up with the money, how truly clever a Woman really is, now if she
could remember what you told her 5 minutes ago, now that would be a marvelous achievement,  ;)

                            Kind Regards Ladies, Samson.

Ninny:
SAMSON!! How rude!! No wonder you are always in trouble with your wife!!  :o
Chauvinistic tendencies I sense in this one, hmmm? :D :D
Kathy ;)

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