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[G. Driggs]

      A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
      After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
      "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
      Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
      The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
      "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

1Co 5:12  Is it my business to judge those outside the church? Aren't you supposed to judge those inside the church? (NIrV)

1Pe 4:17  It is time for people to be judged. It will begin with the family of God. And since it begins with us, what will happen to people who don't obey God's good news? (NIrV)

Not directed to anyone, but myself.

Peace and Discernment
G.Driggs

[ez2u]

loved the joke    peggy  ha ha ha

[Ninny]

Cute joke, George! It definitely says a lot!! 
Kathy