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deftarchangel:
--- Quote from: Astrapho on August 05, 2009, 10:56:05 AM ---But it beats being eligible for hell! They make you choose between sticking your hand into a nest of scorpions or eating dog faeces, for all eternity! And for the reeeally unlucky ones who managed to land a cell next to Church Lady, they do blowtorch you and it's not pretty because the skin grows back. :B
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Wait a minute.....THAT'S what hell is like??? That's no fun. If I had it my way, and I do because I have free will remember.....thanks to Oils of the Serpent Inc. (I expect my endorsement cheque in the mail musicman!), I'd much prefer to go to the hell depicted here. Remember....it's not God who you have to worry about. It's the guy in the red suit that you have to suck up to. No....not Santa Claus. The OTHER guy in the red suit!
Hmmmmmm......donuts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths
:)
musicman:
--- Quote from: Vangie on August 05, 2009, 03:38:32 PM ---What they might say in the cell next to Church Lady...
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous".
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It wouldn't help. Being able to coordinate both butt cheaks equally in order to hold them together wouldn't stop Church Lady's blow torch treatment. The fire will still enter Uranus.
Ninny:
MUSICMAN!!! :o
Kathy ;)
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