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rbn:
Hi All,

Anyone have any amusing heresies or banter coming out of Babylon that you would like to share? Any favorites?

Here's my favorite:

I attended a church invitation on the subject, "Finding Your Help Mate." The invited Christian speaker spoke for about a hour on the topic. He told us how he met his wife (Help Mate) and he had the answers to the mate God has for you. After he finished speaking he promoted his book. I bought a copy. I read it. In the last chapter he tells the reader, "Give him or her a phone call. Speak to them in tongues. And if they do not hang up, that is the one God has for you."

I put the book in the trash.

Cheers,
rbn

gmik:
 ;D ;D ;D

daywalker:

Yuck! Did you get a refund?  ???

gmik:
Ha.  How many books have we all tossed after we were led to BT?


I loved the time my husband and I went to hear a speaker and went to the altar for prayer...the guy put his hand on my head and since everyone else had fallen down so did I.  Well, hubby wasn't gonna.  He resisted, the speaker kept pushing his hand against hubbies head, hubby pushed back (veins rising on his neck), the speaker then let go and just as hard as he could slapped his hand on Jerry's head and then actually pushed him!  Finally, he just moved to the next poor soul in line.  I was laughing on the floor (I think you are to have a very spiritual moment there), Jerry helped me up.  We laughed all the way home. I threw that guys books away too!

Marlene:
Gena, That is so funny. I would have loved to see that. Well, I use to get all the end time books that was out there. One, day shortly after  coming in here I got a trash bag and loaded them all up and to the garbage they went. When, I look back and think of all of them and see how many of them were wrong it makes me ill. It makes me ill to think I bought into all of that. But, thanks be to God we have been led to the truth.

In His Love,
Marlene

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