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[meee]

  Best blonde joke in a while


                       After becoming very frustrated with the
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well,
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair
of alligator shoes for free!"

                       The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,
"Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

                       The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined
to catch an alligator.

                       Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was
driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in
the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he
saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

                       With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim,
shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were
7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the
bank, watching in silent amazement as the Blonde struggled mightily
and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her
eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.......
                       "CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

meee

[Linny]

 
Good one!
I have a good friend in TX that loves blonde jokes. I'll be sending this one!

[Vangie]

  Good one!

[Astrapho]

ROTFL.

[OBrenda]