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musicman:
As it turned out, the cleaning lady was a Russian spy, known by those who are aware enough to do background checks and such.  The course was for people seeking emplyment in intelligence.  This question turned out to be 50% of the grade.  If one missed it they would surely have to retake the course or drop out in disgrace.  Another option was, if you missed it and didn't want to flunk out, you would have to allow several large simulated Russian spies to kidnap you in the middle of the night, lock you in a dark room hanging by your feet, and be forced to watch 10 hours of "The View".  If you screamed for mercy, you'd have to watch Ray Unconfort and Kirk the Cameraman save souls for jesus. . . . . . .followed by 10 hours of "Full House".

musicman:
Answer for # 5 from an inpatient doctor who doesn't like having to explain medical procedures:













YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

firefly77:
musicman,
Thanks for the "reality check"... Nothing like a rude awakening! ;D ;D ;D

Angie

Astrapho:

--- Quote ---  If you screamed for mercy, you'd have to watch Ray Unconfort and Kirk the Cameraman save souls for jesus. . . . . . .followed by 10 hours of "Full House".
--- End quote ---

-screams- Mercy!!!!

...

Oh, wait...

Vangie:
And then Uncle Jesse says so sneeringly sexily, "Have mercy...!" every hour on the hour for the full 10 hours.  This... is Musicman's hell.  No Astrapho...don't go there..... ;)

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