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stephen:
Hi Terry, I enjoyed your dig at us oldies. Here's a few I dug out of my archive.

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"

Stephen

Ninny:
Making me laugh, Steven!!  :D
Kathy ;)

firefly77:
Stephen,

 ;D :D ;D :D

I needed that... My day started out way too complicated. It helped to put a smile on my face.
Thanks!

Angue

9440geoff:
Thanks for that Stephen,

Unfortunately I can tick most of those boxes.

Geoff

lilitalienboi16:
Oh dear God, please noooooo!! I never want to be that old!

I've come to the conclusion that my life will go like this;

I'll live to about 50, be in good health since i plan to work out and stay healthy my whole life and than, once i reach about 50, Jesus will return! Like that i don't have to get old and i don't have to die either! It's win win! w00t :D

So take that! Haha! :P

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