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Author Topic: Questions from American Lawyers.  (Read 4456 times)

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Ellie

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Questions from American Lawyers.
« on: September 02, 2009, 04:24:52 AM »

         Taken from actual court documents.
 
*" Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

*"Now Dr, is it not true that when a person diesin his sleep,in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

*Q.."What happened then?"
 A..."He told me. I have to kill you because you can identify me."
   Q... And did he kill you."

* Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war."

*"The youngest son,the 20 year old,how old is he?"

*Were you alone or by yourself."

*"DO you have any children or anything of that kind."

*Q... I show you exhibit three and ask if you recognize that picture?"
A..." That's me."
Q...Where you present when the picture was taken."

So you were gone until you returned?"

Q... Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

Q...Mrs Johnson.How was your marriage terminated?"
A..."By death."
Q..."And by whose death was it terminated."

*Q...DO you know how pregnant you are?"
A...I'll be three months on Nov 8th."
Q...Apparently then the date of conception was Aug. 8th."
A "Yes."
Q..And what were you doing at the time?"

 
Q... "She had three children, right?"
A..."Yes."
QHow many were boys?"
A... " None."
Q"Were there any girls?"

*  "Mrs Jones ,how many times have you committed suicide?"

* "You don't know what it was and you don't know what it looked like,but can you describe it?"

Q... You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A..."Yes"
QAnd did these stairs,did they go up also?"
 
Q.."DO you recall the approximate time you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"
A..."The autopsy started about 8.30 pm."
Q...And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time?"

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Ninny

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Re: Questions from American Lawyers.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 08:24:20 AM »

Ellie,
My first laugh of the day!! Good start to the day!!  :D
Kathy ;)
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meee

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Re: Questions from American Lawyers.
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 10:54:13 AM »

  Pretty funny,thanks Ellie.
         hugs,meee
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ez2u

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Re: Questions from American Lawyers.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 08:28:59 PM »

Lawyers  ::)  and they help run the country  God Help Us   :o
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aqrinc

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Re: Questions from American Lawyers.
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 09:46:51 PM »


Quote
Q...Mrs Johnson.How was your marriage terminated?"
A..."By death."
Q..."And by whose death was it terminated."

Hmmm??????????????????? let me think about that for a while. ::)

george ;D.

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Ninny

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Re: Questions from American Lawyers.
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2009, 02:15:01 AM »

George,
Those lawyers spent a lot of money to get their education!! They make a ton of money on those dumb questions!!
Kathy ;)
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