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Author Topic: Penguins go to the zoo  (Read 4422 times)

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firefly77

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Penguins go to the zoo
« on: September 06, 2009, 12:23:42 PM »

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.

He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
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musicman

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Re: Penguins go to the zoo
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 01:02:04 PM »

I took my last date to the zoo.  Two of us went in and only one of us came out.  They done locked her up in a cage and told me to just run.  I said I've been trying to run away all day. 




Firefly, that was the weakest joke in the history of bible-truths.
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Ninny

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Re: Penguins go to the zoo
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 11:30:46 PM »

musicman...if you hadn't found your date in the deep woods..on the full moon..you wouldn't have had to ditch her at the zoo!!heehee!!  :D
Kathy ;)
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Ninny

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Re: Penguins go to the zoo
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 12:55:00 AM »

Firefly...don't listen to musicman...it was cute...
Kathy ;)
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judith collier

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Re: Penguins go to the zoo
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 03:31:32 PM »

Gosh, I don't believe I actually missed the dumb humor on here, but I did. I see everybody is up and kicking. Judy
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Ninny

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Re: Penguins go to the zoo
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 06:15:36 PM »

Judy sometimes the humor is incredibly dumb!!  :D :D
Kathy ;)
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firefly77

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Re: Penguins go to the zoo
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2009, 01:01:54 AM »

Judy,
Don't feel bad... I just happened to "get" this one right away; I am usually way behind everyone else.

Angie :)
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