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[firefly77]

Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"

"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

[Astrapho]

LOL! That's brilliant!!

[EKnight]

Ha ha funny!!

Eileen

[Phil3:10]

That is a great joke. I will pass on to my friends.
Phil3:10

[cjwood]

i wish my daddy was still alive. he would have loved this joke. he was a little league, and navy league umpire my whole life, up until his knees, and his eyes, started getting tired. then he decided to drive a school bus... . but no problems. just had to retire from that too. sorry for the diversion from the joke. just reminiscing...

claudia