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firefly77

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Questions and Answers :)
« on: September 28, 2009, 11:21:40 AM »


Question: What is blue and fluffy?
Answer: Blue fluff

Question: What did the horse say when he fell?
Answer: I've fallen and can't giddy up!

 ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ::)
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Ninny

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 02:13:50 PM »

Angie..such profound questions and answers so early in the day!! :D :D
Kathy ;)
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Vangie

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Re: Questions and Answers :) - Football makes sense now!
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 03:26:38 PM »

Football FINALLY makes sense..........


A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she  liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Hellooooooooooo ooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!
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Ninny

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 03:45:52 PM »

Now, Vangie...THAT is funny..wondering if that's a blond joke!!  :D
Kathy ;)
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Vangie

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 04:16:25 PM »

Think it might have been, Kathy!  ;)

Here's another one us girls will enjoy:

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping in the middle of the road.   He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped right in front of the car and was hit.  The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.  Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead, and the driver felt so awful that he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.  She stepped out of her car and asked him what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry, that she knew what to do.  She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can.  She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can on to the rabbit.  Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved it's paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.  50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at them again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters....

The man was astonished.  He asked the woman, "What was in your spray can?  What did you spray on that rabbit?"  The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.  It said:

"'Hair spray restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave."
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ez2u

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 01:09:19 AM »

Ha  Ha  that was funny   rabbit joke  peggy
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cjwood

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 02:26:49 AM »

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
claudia
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Marlene

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 02:34:00 AM »

You girls are cases! Thanks for the good laugh!

Marlene
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firefly77

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 11:01:12 AM »

It feels good to laugh, doesn't it? ;D
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musicman

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 10:04:54 PM »

It sure does feel good to laugh.  So please, make me laugh.
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Ninny

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 10:51:45 PM »

Musicman, here's how to laugh..go take a long look at yourself in the mirror!!! hahaha!!!  ;) ;) ;) You KNOW I'm messin' with ya!!
Kathy  :D
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Ninny

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Re: Questions and Answers :)
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 11:22:15 PM »

Vangie..ha! I love the hairspray!  :D ;D :'( ;D :D   Oh and sorry, musicman... I was just trying to make you laugh!!!  :-* Did it work??? ::)
Kathy ;) :D
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