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bambam:
Ninny,

I just read that in one of Ray's emails.  Too funny!  He does have a way with words.:)
Beth

jacobbsladdr:
I love it when Ray says "Oh Really?" it just cracks me up how it rolls off his tongue.  I start laughing so bad I choke on my drink when driving and listening to him.

Kat:

I like this one and found it in a few places  ;D


Listen carefully once more, this is not rocket science.
http://bible-truths.com/email17.htm


Am I going too fast for anyone? This is not rocket science. These Scriptures are easy!
http://bible-truths.com/lake2.html


What a revelation! That’s right, boys and girls, living people are "ALIVE" and dead people are "DEAD." This is not rocket science!
http://bible-truths.com/lake3.html


This is not rocket science. When Satan blinds the minds of people, they "believe NOT.
http://www.bible-truths.com/lake9.html


And since God is ALL mighty and ALL-powerful He can ALWAYS dominate.

One does not need to be a rocket scientist to see what God did in this situation and all such situations in the history of the human race.
http://bible-truths.com/lake15.html


Notice God’s Word, "SHALL go forth…," "SHALL accomplish that which I please…" and it "SHALL prosper in the thing whereto I sent it." This is not rocket science. This is 1, 2, 3, elementary deduction:
http://bible-truths.com/lake5.html


"NO MAN CAN SAY THAT JESUS IS THE LORD, BUT BY the Holy Spirit"

This is not rocket science to believe these verses, but the carnal mind will fight these verses all day long!
http://bible-truths.com/email5.htm


Now when that animal is offered for the sin is that animal guilty of speaking harshly to it’s wife?  Come on this is not rocket science.  It’s a sin OFFERING, it’s not ‘the’ sin.
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,6719.0.html


I mean it is scientist that invented computers, automobiles, rocket ships and pacemakers.  It is scientist that do this not theologians.  Most theologians do not invent lasers, scientists do.  So don’t think that all scientist are stupid or something.  You know when we say, ‘you don’t need to be a rocket scientist,’ why do we say that?  Why do we use that terminology?  Because to be a rocket scientist you’ve got to have more formulas and more knowledge about physics and quantum math, engineering, general science, specific science and specialized science, than you can shake a stick at.  These men are absolute geniuses.
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,5815.0.html

Marky Mark:
Keep-um coming ;D


--- Quote ---Don’t be deceived with this sweet honey dripping sanctimonious nonsense that you hear from all the pews around the country and on television.
--- End quote ---

http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,7414.0.html

jacobbsladdr:
How about when Ray said:

" And you say this is "LITERAL," do you? What beast is there that can first of all "blaspheme?" Have SEVEN HEAD?" With TEN HORNS?"  Is a cross between a LEOPARD, BEAR and a LION? And it LIVES IN THE  O-C-E-A-N?  "Literal?"  "AM I GOING TOO FAST FOR YOU?" (EMPHASIS IS MINE - JACOB)

God be with you,

Ray

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