Topic: Rays sense of humor... (Read 50712 times)

Marky Mark · « **Reply #40 on:** December 05, 2009, 06:02:13 PM »

http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,1039.0.html

***Dear Gutless Wonders:***

Ninny · « **Reply #41 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:19:04 AM »

Oh my goodness!! (That was my Shirley Temple impersonation)!!
I had forgotten all about that one, Mark!! hahaha!! That is one of the best!! Thank you!

Kathy

judith collier · « **Reply #42 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:38:21 AM »

You know I think the bottom line is, "esteem others more than yourself" Humilty doesn't come easy unless you know yourself to be the beast and you are not God.
So, esteeming an older roofer who doesn't kow-tow to us would be a pretty hard lump of coal to swallow! I mean, after all WHO, does he think he is!!!!
You would think people would be more open to learning or unlearning but obviously they do not want to know anything directly opposed to their own thoughts as though they knew everything under the sun or son.
When people get so angry with Ray and frustrated because they can't defeat him then their only recourse is to call him all kinds of names rather than admit this might be a fellow who knows something they don't. If they were esteeming him they would at least be polite and listen and then they might learn. judy

rockrdude · « **Reply #43 on:** December 06, 2009, 08:03:15 AM »

***Dear Gutless Wonders:***

HAHAHAHAHA... LOL!!

That is HILARIOUS!!!

cjwood · « **Reply #44 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Vangie on November 11, 2009, 05:10:35 PM

I like this one... "twitterpated". Ray said it at the conference and I giggled out loud.

hi vangie,
i saw your post when you first wrote it, but i never posted that i also laughed out loud at the conference, after ray said that word.

but then, many things that ray said, were able to cause me to laugh out loud. and that felt good.

claudia

Marky Mark · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:26:01 PM »

http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,6142.0.html

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He was as carnal as any slob who has ever drawn breath.

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not over there in that ugly swill of a city called Jerusalem.

Mark

daywalker · « **Reply #46 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:08:42 PM »

The ending from email: "You Want to Impress Me?"

http://bible-truths.com/email15.htm#impress

Your wish is granted. Your email is posted.

Have a nice life,

Ray

Lol, Ray is the MAN!

daywalker · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:10:17 PM »

Quote from: jerreye on November 11, 2009, 09:49:50 PM

I think these are my favorites:

"Hell knows no fury like a Christian being shown the truth"
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Hahaha, that is a classic!

myms · « **Reply #48 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:00:37 PM »

'Wow! What prophetic understanding! What a fantastic miracle! What divine revelation! What spiritual insight! WHAT A CROCK!!'

LOL

Extol · « **Reply #49 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:43:49 PM »

LOL as carnal as any slob

Extol · « **Reply #50 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:44:20 PM »

LOL!!! Good one Myms

rockrdude · « **Reply #51 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:53:02 PM »

I always LOVE "What a crock"!

Extol · « **Reply #52 on:** December 17, 2009, 01:47:47 AM »

From Synagogue of Satan....

"A malfunctioning, carnal-minded, God-hating, immoral, human slob, is of great value to God."

LOL!!

cjwood · « **Reply #53 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:13:38 AM »

Quote from: Extol on December 17, 2009, 01:47:47 AM

From Synagogue of Satan....

"A malfunctioning, carnal-minded, God-hating, immoral, human slob, is of great value to God."

LOL!!

priceless extol! loved it.

claudia

AK4 · « **Reply #54 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:52:52 PM »

I love listening to this analogy given by Ray here. Especially when he says "ITS INSANE". Listen at the 12 minute mark to the 14:45 mark. The story is tragic, but he is showing the ridiculousness of christian theology. It makes me laugh everytime i hear it.

http://bible-truths.com/audio/9-2-06MobileConf.2.mp3

Extol · « **Reply #55 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:46:17 PM »

From Does All Mean All?

Did God through the soft chirping of a little sparrow say 'Paul why do you persecute Me?' And Paul, ‘what are you little bird.’ 'I’m your conscience speaking, you shouldn’t go persecute these people.' And Paul, ‘does somebody have a slingshot, I have a bird I want to get rid of here.’
No, God struck him down--WHOOOOM!--with this blinding light from heaven! Probably peed his pants! Scared the wits out of him!

Deborah-Leigh · « **Reply #56 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:05:06 PM »

Good find Extol!

cjwood · « **Reply #57 on:** December 24, 2009, 12:09:16 AM »

Quote from: Extol on December 22, 2009, 04:46:17 PM

No, God struck him down--WHOOOOM!--with this blinding light from heaven! Probably peed his pants! Scared the wits out of him!

i never really thought about paul's reaction to his donkey talking to him, and that Light that knocked him to the ground. cracked up at your statement.

claudia

gmik · « **Reply #58 on:** December 25, 2009, 02:22:28 AM »

I hope Ray doesn't mind this, does he? they are gems.

indianabob · « **Reply #59 on:** December 25, 2009, 02:46:50 PM »

Claudia,

Maybe you were referring to Balaam??? I don't see that Saul's donkey spoke to him.

Num 22:30 The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your donkey on which you have ridden all your life to this day? Have I ever been accustomed to do so to you?" And he said, "No."

Friend Bob

i never really thought about paul's reaction to his donkey talking to him, and that Light that knocked him to the ground. cracked up at your statement.

claudia
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Marky Mark

Ninny

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rockrdude

Marky Mark

daywalker

daywalker

myms

rockrdude

AK4

Deborah-Leigh

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