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Rays sense of humor...
daywalker:
After reading this old email, I had to resurrect this post :D ;)
“Splitting someone's head open with an electric guitar is against the law
even if there is no specific law stating that it is illegal to split someone's head open with an electric guitar.
Am I going too fast for you?”
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,2720.0.html
Daywalker 8)
GinaMilan:
From Lazarus and The Rich Man:
(http://bible-truths.com/lazarus.html)
Parable of mote in brother’s eye (Lk. 6:39-42).
"Now why are you observing the mote in your brother’s eye, yet the beam in your own eye your are not considering?"
Comment: A beam is a long piece of timber. How is it possible to have a long piece of timber in one’s eye? I know people who could fit it into their mouth, but eye, never.
From You Fools, You Hypocrites:
(http://bible-truths.com/fools.htm)
Jesus did not go around speaking as if He were a performer on a Shakespearean stage.
From Does God Learn?
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,8831.0.html
I know He knows everything. But does He know everything because He learned it all?
cjwood:
--- Quote from: Samson on March 09, 2010, 03:00:19 PM ---
If anyone wants to put a monetary price tag on that fellowship, RUN! You do not have to buy an orange dress to feast at God's Table.
--- End quote ---
this statement by ray is hysterically funny.
claudia
GinaMilan:
"Do you actually talk like you write? Weird!"
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,9106.msg76132.html#msg76132
daywalker:
--- Quote from: GinaMilan on June 04, 2010, 10:03:59 PM ---"Do you actually talk like you write? Weird!"
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,9106.msg76132.html#msg76132
--- End quote ---
Hahaha, WOW.. I just read that entire email [technically, two].... O my gosh! Ray was right "WHAT A CROCK!" It sounded like the guy was trying his very best to sound super-intelligent, but clearly he's not. From beginning to ending--junk!
Daywalker 8)
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