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[musicman]

Got home really late,
No time to relate,
How crappy the drive to the bottom of this state.

The conference was swell,
But never did I tell,
Of the Revelation which is  the Roach Hump Hotel.

I drove up at ten,
With a bottle of Gin,
But the roaches were waiting with evil little grins.

I said hey what's up?
My head feels corrupt.
I'm going to bed so don't give me your muck.

So I went to lay down,
When I heard a thumping sound,
Then I noticed all of the roaches standing around.

I tried to count sheep,
Just couldn't get to sleep,
When I noticed my friends began pulling at my sheets.

I thought this quite rude,
Just wasn't in the mood,
Then I remembered, Oh Know!!  I forgot to bring food!!

I said forgive me roaches,
I just feel atrocious,
"I'll bring food tommorrow, then they got ferocious.

They all gathered round,
Threw me to the ground,
I tried to get up, but their might was too sound.

I said please, one more chance,
My word has no doubt,
But they all joined roach hands,
And together, threw me out.


And that's why I stayed at the Rest Inn.  MusicMan out!!

[Ninny]

Musicman, I'm glad you made it out alive and I'm glad you made it home ok!!
That'll teach you NOT to forget your friends...the roaches are NOT nice when you forget them!! :
Kathy