If you have not got married.joke

[soberxp]

<befor marriage> ↓look down
he:great!The day has came now!I can't wait for that!
she:is there no turning back?
he:never,u haven't even thought of it!
she:do u love me?
he:sure!
she: Might u be wandering?
he:No,why did u think about that?
she:could u Give me a kiss?
he:sure,one more.
she: Might you be striking at me later?
he:never!
she: should I trust u?
<after marriage> ↑look up

[Dave in Tenn]

Oh that is priceless.   

If anybody else doesn't quite get it, read from top to bottom first, then bottom to top for 'after marriage'.

[Ninny]

That is hilarious!! Thanks for clarifying that Dave..I would have missed the best part of the joke!!! 
Kathy

[soberxp]

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one daywhen the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions andpromotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's possible for me to become a full Bishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
ThePriest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots andlots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the rightplaces at the right times and play my political games just right,maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"

[OBrenda]

cute 

[judith collier]

Me too Dave, never would have figured it out!!!!  Those were clever. judy