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Author Topic: A Date Gone South!!  (Read 1720 times)

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A Date Gone South!!
« on: November 30, 2009, 10:57:40 PM »

Twas a glorious night, so that’s what I thought,
I could see the light, for darkness I’d forgot,
I met a hot chick, with a good job and a house,
If I had to pick, I would nod for this spouse,

We sat down to talk, her words were sincere,
She said she really digs me, while most girls have fear,
Her eyes were divine, her breasts were palatable
Though her sides and behind, were what made her desirable.

I said “baby you’re so young, and I’m aging and look scary”,
She said she likes older men, especially when they’re hairy.
I warned “I drink lots of beer, and sit on my dead duff,
And when I’m watching sports, I never clean up”.

She answered, “no problem, I’ll clean by all means,
I only require, that I watch my favorite teams“.
I said “wow, I like the Dolphins, the Canes and the Heat,
If you feel the same, oh that would be so neat.”

She said “sorry chap, I actually like the Jets,
We can invent much entertainment by making silly bets.
Though I prefer the college game,” she followed up with a grin,
“And my very favorite coach, just happens to be Nick Saban.”

Then I slammed down my beer, and shouted for the waiter,
I needed the check, for I was sick of her banter.
As I got up to leave, I said “honey, pay your own dish,”
“She just laughed and said by the way, I also like the Fighting Irish.”
« Last Edit: November 30, 2009, 10:58:50 PM by musicman »


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Re: A Date Gone South!!
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 11:20:22 PM »

Poor Musicman! all the way to the Fighting just can NOT win!!! hehehehe!!!
Next may not have the woman, but I predict ONE of your teams will have a winning season..
Geez if Alabama had lost to Auburn Friday maybe they would have fired Saban and he could go back to Miami!! hehehe!! :D ;D :D What?? You don't want him back?? HEY! I know, you could REALLY be lucky and Saban could go to Notre Dame!! Then all your hate could be centered up there in South Bend!!!  :o :D
I'm here for ya, buddy!! hehe!!  :D ::) :-*
Kathy ;)


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Re: A Date Gone South!!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 07:12:21 AM »

I predict ONE of your teams will have a winning season

If you root for every team, half of them will be good choices. ;)


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Re: A Date Gone South!!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 09:26:57 AM »

Hahaha!! I will definitely root for ALL the teams!! Let's the Heat is basketball, isn't it? Oh well, football, basketball,!! hehe! As long as Musicman gets a winning season!!  :D :D yaaay!! go Florida!!! I really have to wait until that SEC championship game between AL and FL is over before I say GO FLORIDA!! My grandsons are already calling me a traitor for cheering for Musicman's teams!!!  :o I live in a family divided..half shouting ROLLLLL TIIIIIIDE!! the other half shouting WAAAAAR EEEEAGLE!!! so if I cheer for The Gators...I'm just out of the family....hehehe!!  :D ;D ;)
Shhhhh...don't tell anyone...I'll just try to be very quiet during the sec championship game..but man if AL loses which they probably will...I'm just going to quietly sneak out the back door and never speak of it to my grandsons!!  ::)
Ninny, for real!!  ;D :D ;)
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