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2 Ladies in Heaven
mharrell08:
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
PREDICTABLE…YES! STILL FUNNY….YES!
Marques
musicman:
--- Quote from: mharrell08 on December 03, 2009, 03:29:12 PM ---
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
Marques
--- End quote ---
Something tells me that the husband wouldn't still be alive though.
Ninny:
And what an interesting death HE would have had!!Muahahaha!! :D :D :o
Kathy ;)
LiberatedEagle:
;D ;D ;D Definitely funny
cjwood:
funny :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
wasn't expecting the ending.
mucho gracias senor marques.
claudia
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