Topic: Some Plants and Congressman's Money (Read 3792 times)

firefly77 · « **on:** December 04, 2009, 10:44:33 AM »

Some Plants
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."
"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"

Congressman's Money
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

Ninny · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:14:08 PM »

Now that made me laugh!! Funny!

cherokee · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:37:42 AM »

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Some Plants and Congressman's Money

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