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Author Topic: Some Plants and Congressman's Money  (Read 3790 times)

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firefly77

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Some Plants and Congressman's Money
« on: December 04, 2009, 10:44:33 AM »
Some Plants
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."
"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"


Congressman's Money
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
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Ninny

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Re: Some Plants and Congressman's Money
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 02:14:08 PM »
Now that made me laugh!! Funny! :D :D ;)
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cherokee

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Re: Some Plants and Congressman's Money
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2009, 08:37:42 AM »
 ;)   ;D  ;)  ;D
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