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[myms]

I recall the time many years ago when my two sons returned from Sunday School boisterously and loudly singing Ho-sanna, Ho-sanna....... Hearing them return their little sister Susannah shrieked back Ho-daniel, Ho-thomas!!

[Patrick]

 

Kids!

[Stacey]

Kids do say some very funny things!

I got this in part of a FWD e-mail,


Kids on Death

While walking along the sidewalk in  front of his church, our minister heard
the intoning of a prayer that  nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
5-year-old son and his  playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper
burial should be  performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting,
then dug a  hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.   The
minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers  and with sonorous
dignity intoned his version of what he thought his  father always said: 'Glory be unto
the Father, and unto the Son, and into  the hole he goes.' (I want this line
used at my  funeral!)

 

[dogcombat]

Another "Kids Say"

In a Sunday School gathering, the teacher asked the children a common question.  "Okay kids,  How many of you want to go to heaven when you leave here?"   Of the 30 children there, 29 hands shot up.  The teacher noticed little Bobby hadn't done like the others, so she asked it again.  Same result.  29 hands shot up and little Bobby didn't move.   Some what perplexed by his reaction, the teacher then asked little Bobby this question.

TEACHER: "Bobby, don't you want to go to heaven when you leave here?" 

BOBBY: "No"

TEACHER: "Why Not?"

BOBBY: "Because my momma told me to come home after Sunday School".


Ches

[OBrenda]

Cute