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[Craig]

A man had 50 yard line tickets
 for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
 man comes down and asks if anyone
 is sitting in the seat next to him.
 
 No," he says, "The seat is empty."
 
 "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind
 would have
 a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
 in the world, and not use it?"
 
 He says, "Well, actually, the seat
 belongs to me. I was supposed to come
 with my wife, but she passed away.
 This is the first Super bowl we
 haven't been to see together since we got
 married in 1967."
 
 "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
 couldn't you find
 someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to
 take the seat?".
 
 The man shakes his head.
 
 "No, they're all at her funeral."

[Kat]

By now I should have suspected the ending    

Kat

[Ninny]

Craig...that is funny! How rude! hehehe!! 
Kathy

[Vangie]

Cute.. ...got a chuckle from the peanut gallery.

[Patrick]

By now I should have suspected the ending    

Kat