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Android 'Surrogates'
Ninny:
FESTER!! :o
Oh, you must mean, "can she go to the fridge and get you a beer? can she do laundry? can she make dinner? can she run errands? sort the mail, pay the bills?" what anatomy? all she needs to be a wife is arms, hands, legs, and feet!...Oh, and a few phrases like, "Yes dear, whatever you say, dear, can I get you another beer, dear?" :D >:(
Kathy ;)
Fester:
--- Quote from: Ninny on April 07, 2010, 04:28:17 PM ---FESTER!! :o
Oh, you must mean, "can she go to the fridge and get you a beer? can she do laundry? can she make dinner? can she run errands? sort the mail, pay the bills?" what anatomy? all she needs to be a wife is arms, hands, legs, and feet!...Oh, and a few phrases like, "Yes dear, whatever you say, dear, can I get you another beer, dear?" :D >:(
Kathy ;)
--- End quote ---
All of the above is a good start but she would need a little more pizazz than that!
;)
judith collier:
There was a guy I worked with for yrs, he was a bully. That's probably why he spent so many years in prison. He killed a woman. He used to stick his leg out when I tried to go down the stairs. One day I had enough and asked him what the heck he learned while in prison. He said, 'I learned to say yes dear"
Now, I have to tell you when I am angry I have no fear which can be dangerous. So I said, "then move your darn leg and don't ever stick it out in front of me again" Then the fear hit me and I thought I was going to be his second victim but true to a bully he started to be really nice to me, until-----my next big mistake when I overheard him talking about being a Muslim and blurted out, "if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed"
OMG! He came from behind the cooking area in the kitchen and slowly walked toward me asking me questions all the way into a corner where I had backed up. "What color was Jesus, did God ever make anything that wasn't good" etc. (I knew he was a big pot smoker) so I said "even pot is good and, and, and Jesus was most likely dark skinned and had wooly hair" Then he really liked me and made a pass.
Such are the travails of women. Judy
Joel:
WOW!, What a difference a year can make.
I wonder how long it will be, before they make one so perfect, that they all fall down and worship it when the band starts to play the music? ???
My guess is it will be a few more years at least, should take that long to perfect the rolling pin swing. :D
Joel
musicman:
Tiz been a rough life,
as I search for a wife,
Most lookers are snobs,
And will stab with a knife.
But this one was great,
And what a great mate!!
Wuz wonderin why children,
never came to our plate??
Then one day I saw,
a duplicate in the mall,
I said "baby what gives,
That chick looks your all".
That's when her face deployed,
And she said "boy, I'm a droid",
And said that one is too,
Except I'm here to destroy!!
Then she drew out a ray gun,
Took aim before I could lunge,
She said "sorry babe, you've been had,
And this sucker ain't set for stun".
Finally, she shot out a lethal ray,
Twas sure this was my last day,
Til a force field surrounding me,
stopped the blast to her dismay.
I wondered, what could this be,
A force field around me?
I thought wow, what a lucky break,
Wish the scare hadn't ejected my pee.
Then I remembered, twas the koolaid,
that had this magical effect,
It created a protection,
from the evil droid's killer tech.
Finally, I took off my shirt,
before it could reload,
But seeing my hairy chest,
Caused the evil droid to self explode.
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