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musicman:

--- Quote from: longhorn on April 12, 2010, 05:51:59 PM ---I bumped into myself once on re-entry from one of those parallel trips and fractured my clavicle. Worked out ok though, I sued myself for defamation of charecter and won.  Then I bought a time machine and now I only travel when I want to get away from myself.

Love in Christ

Longhorn

--- End quote ---

You know, you guys will never believe this but:

I really did get sucked into some parallel universe and I met my parallel self. Well let me just say, he kept drinking this fluid.  I've seen it before.  It kinda looks like the ummmm. . . . .



Koolaid.

Anyhow, my parallel is really crass and makes jokes about bowel movements and can think of sexual innuendos to go with any subject.  In fact, we were watching this movie on TV starring Richard Gere.  Well, you should have listened to how many jokes he made up concerning gerbils and hamsters.  What a sicko.  I couldn't wait to get back to our world where the government and banks serve the better interests of society.  Where filthy TV shows are cancelled because of overwhelming outcry from the population.  Where the news we see tells us what we need to know and not about Pamela Anderson's bra size.  Where public school teachers are respected by children and society. . . . . . .Oh wait, that parts a crock.  I think my parallel just got a raise.

Ninny:
Musicman....it was the koolaid??? in a parallel universe and another you only EEEK!! WORSE than YOU??? Say we're safe from THAT universe!! I think if your double got a raise...you need to go to your administrators and ask for a more respectful work environment AND a raise!! and if it doesn't work...DRINK MORE KOOLAID!! :o
Kathy ;)

aqrinc:

Musicman, stay away from that quantum jumping stuff, it could make you so rich in things, you could become dangerous. LOL.

george :-X.

Ninny:
And George, Oh my gosh!! We KNOW musicman is already dangerous... Because I think he's found a way to escape his cage... Without any help!! He got a vision of how to do it while drinking the koolaid!! I knew this was going to happen! :o ;D
Kathy ;)

aqrinc:

It that wormhole thing musicman somehow figured out, Longhorn taught him all he knows. Seriously there is lots to learn, but this is not the forum for any serious discussion on these subjects.

GOD Is Teaching us huge truths and giving it as fast as we can understand, for our benefit. Get The book Of Genesis, Leviticus, Hebrews and Revelation down pat, then time for more advanced stuff, i am no where near on those 4 books yet, so back to school for me.  When one can start to understand how we are really held together, then it may be time to try tackling major physics and cosmology from GOD And Christ Jesus Perspective.

george :) ??? ::).

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