Job Seeker

[Ellie]

A sign was hung in an office window: It read,
   Help wanted
   Must type 70 words a minute
   Must be computer literate
   Must be bilingual
   An equal opportunity employer
A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign.He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth,and walked into the manager's office,making it clear he wanted the job.

The office manager laughed and said"I can't hire a dog for this job!"

The dog pointed to the line "An equal opportunity employer."

So the manager said"O.K., take this letter and type it."

The dog went up to the word processor, and returned a few minutes later,with the finished letter,perfectly formated.

The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem.Write a computer program for it and run it."

Fifteen minutes later,the dag came back with the correct answer.

The mamanger still wasn't convinced. "I still can' hire you for this position.You've got to be bilingual."

The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."

[Ninny]

   hehehe! funny!!

[Stacey]