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Joel:
Theologian: A blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there, and finds one. :)

Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Egotist: Someone who is usually ME- deep in conversation.

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Bungee jumping: Suicide with strings attached.

Syndrome: Committing wrongdoing in the vatican.

Stalemate: And old spouse.

Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size six.

Lasterday: Any day before today.

Giraffite: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Carpetuation: The act of (when vacuuming) running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, bending over an picking it up, examining it and dropping it again to let the vacuum have another chance.

Joel:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

firefly77:
 ;D ;D ;D

Kat:

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

Life is full of uncertainties... or I could be wrong about that?

There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!

Akira329:

--- Quote from: Kat on July 28, 2010, 07:03:27 PM ---
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

Life is full of uncertainties... or I could be wrong about that?

There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!



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Kat, that cracked me up!!

Antaiwan

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