Things we say in the South..........  
~You don't take someone somewhere - you carry them, "I carried Momma over to the doctor yesterday."
~You don't turn off the lights you cut'em on off.
~The electricity bill is called the "light bill"
~All carbonated drinks are a "coke" - might be orange, grape, root beer or Co-cola.
~Southern women know everybody's first name - Honey, Darlin', Shugah. 
~A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 
~If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 
~Onced and Twiced are words. 
~It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! 
~Jaw-P? means "Did yall go to the bathroom?" 
~People actually grow and eat okra. 
~Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that. 
~"They'll be here directly" means they are on the way.
~When you say 'over yonder' you means over there.
~There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper. 
~Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. 
~Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. 
~The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 
~You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see. 
~You dont PUSH buttons, you MASH em. 
~No, Jew? is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer? " 
~You measure distance in minutes. 
~You switch from heat to A/C in the same day. 
~All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, animal or tree. 
~You know what a DAWG is. 
~You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car. 
~You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tonys, Tabasco and ketchup. 
~The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip. 
~There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. 
~There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
~You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 
~You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm. 
~You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas. 
~Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin to Wally World. 
~You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.  
~Fried catfish is the other white meat. 
~We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit. 
Don't ya wish you were from the south