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[soberxp]

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the simpsons

[longhorn]

I like puppies and cherry snowcones.

Longhorn

[cjwood]

I like puppies and cherry snowcones.

texas longhorn, i think you might possibly be the funniest person i have ever had the pleasure of never meeting. 

claudia

[soberxp]

JUST FOR FUN! hope this is OK........

NO I swear not being funny being serious.
I thought I should't keep my secret,this is my true story,4real.
I was in really bad mood,I was just thinking about my whole life's direct and indirect Contact with everything,n I found the whole life really really fudgeing funny,Words cannot convey how weird delighted I was(really delighted in bad mood).n I ask god,wtf whole life really really fudgeing funny.at the same time,A confused noise from everywhere(NOW,I think that's god's voice):"HEY HEY YOU YOU! I CAN BE YOUR GIRL FRIEND!........."

NOW,I really think that's god's voice,but I'm ganna think:"can I fudge u! god?"


楼下的：你看的懂吗?

[longhorn]

soberxp

You don't have access to plutonium do you?

Longhorn

[soberxp]

soberxp

You don't have access to plutonium do you?

Longhorn

once people asked me:"where is GOD came from?"
I said:"where is you came from?"
he said:"my mother and my father."
I asked him:"where is your mother and father came from?"
he answered:"grandpa and grandma."
I asked him:"where is your grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandpa came from?"
he answered:"I don't know."
I said:"so you didn't even know where is your grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandpa came from............. WHY you asked me that where is GOD came from?"
he said:"cuz I don't believe in GOD."
I said:"ugh?if you don't believe in GOD,why you asked me that where is GOD came from?"

[soberxp]

They don't think they believe in God but they are maybe asking you to explain why you do. Maybe they know there is a God deep in their hearts (His word is written in our hearts) but desire more understanding. Good opportunity friend.
Lovingly, Janine

good point! LOL! you are so wise ! please tell me is the joke okay?


I said:"ugh?if you don't believe in GOD,why you asked me that where is GOD came from?"
he said:"cuz why do you believe in GOD?"
I asked:"where your question came from?"
he said:"from my mind."
I said:"yes!that's it,I believe in GOD from my heart."
he said:"I don't understand!?"
I said:"cuz your heart knew god and believe in GOD ."

[soberxp]

His heart probably deeply desires to know and understand God. He probably sees something in you and wants it too (joy, peace etc). He is hoping you will explain the hope that is in you, where it came from (God drew you).
Marques  has a good thread going now (on general discussion "best approach") on how we could approach people who ask these kind of questions; where and how to start. We all certainly face challenges when trying to know how best to approach the subject. Every situation is a little different. Every person inquiring is a little different, coming from different backgrounds, cultures, preconceived ideas etc.
I know I have a really difficult time too my friend. Most people will, or can not understand. God has to draw them first too before they will even be receptive to listening to you. It is good that you care to share your joy in Him!
Blessings my friend.

WOW u remind me . I didn't know if it works.

[soberxp]

this one joke really meaningful.
no offend,but a fact in the world.

Gen 2:17  but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it you will surely die."
Gen 3:1  Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, "Did God really say, 'You must not eat from any tree in the garden'?"  
Gen 3:2  The woman said to the serpent, "We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden,  
Gen 3:3  but God did say, 'You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.' "  
Gen 3:4  "You will not surely die," the serpent said to the woman.  
Gen 3:5  "For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."  

bobtail

OT
Adam and Eve:"God,please give me wisdom to make a difference between them."
God:"you foolish,when you knowing good and evil,You will surely die!"

NT
one A:"bobtail?"
one B:"I don't think so."
one C:"God! I really don't want to knowing good and evil NOW! I'm foolish."