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Author Topic: Rapture is upon us!!  (Read 6597 times)

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musicman

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Rapture is upon us!!
« on: September 12, 2010, 09:34:45 PM »

There has been much talk of the rapture as of late.  Many have mocked this doctrine but I've found something that reeks of credability.  Found this web page written on a bubble gum wrapper lying on the floor at a laundry mat somewhere in Lousianna.  It's got me a bit worried.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Beware-Rapture-is-Almost-Here
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lauriellen

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2010, 10:42:28 PM »

bahahahaha.....=D
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Ninny

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 09:10:33 PM »

Musicman...why do I feel a need for hip boots?  That rapture stuff is a big scare tactic!!
Why were you doing laundry in Louisiana?? Did you escape house arrest in North Cuba...AGAIN??? huhhhh...
My work is NEVER done!!!
Kathy ;)
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grapehound

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 01:18:59 PM »

Ha ha ha ha. Good one.
How about that? God can't spell either. LOL
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Linny

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 02:07:44 PM »

Thanks for the smiles musicman!   ;) :D :D :D
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musicman

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2010, 02:47:25 PM »

Ha ha ha ha. Good one.
How about that? God can't spell either. LOL


Watch it now.  god is perfect in every church way. 
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grapehound

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 02:50:04 PM »

God.
Capitals please !
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musicman

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 02:54:01 PM »

Who said it's the real "god"?


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Ninny

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 03:31:21 PM »

Grapehound,
You have to realize when musicman speaks of 'god' in lower case letters he is talking about 'god of the church'
BUT when he talks about the Father of Lights he will always use UPPERCASE letters 'God' musicman is smarter than people give him credit for! He's even smarter than he looks...but don't tell him I told you that...he has a reputation to protect... 
Kathy ;)
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musicman

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 03:51:25 PM »

Yeah, I look like an out of work dung collector.  But remember, it was church god that wrote it.  I was just reporting on it.
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grapehound

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 04:39:10 PM »


Well received,

Thanks guys
x
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Ninny

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2010, 05:06:25 PM »

 ;D MM an out of work dung collector is a good disguise...I like it!!  ;D
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Marky Mark

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2010, 05:29:21 PM »

;D MM an out of work dung collector is a good disguise...I like it!!  ;D

Kathy,I found out why MM no longer is employed as a poop collector.Technology baby,technology. :D :o ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k
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Ninny

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2010, 05:39:13 PM »

oh Mark....I am cracking up!!! hahaha!! that's just gross looking!! I can think of so many things to say, but those remarks belong to Musicman!! I'm speechless....
Kathy :D :D :D :D :'( :D
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musicman

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2010, 11:12:48 PM »

Oh gross.  You know, I see something like that and then I question why I have to teach so disfuntional children from disfunctional parents who should never have had them.  Why hasn't anybody invented something to catch a man's. . . . .oh wait, someone did a long time ago. 
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Vangie

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2010, 11:33:44 PM »

Smart idea, but still, just plain .....wrong, ....and kinda gross. :P :P  Talk about getting off topic.  Janine, you are sooo not guilty of leading this one into left field.

Gotta run, so I can talk hubby into pooper scooping the back yard--he's falling behind on land mine duty, (a.k.a. doodie)  and I would hate to have to show him this newfangled technology.  (He keeps saying, but they're your dogs, not mine--what's that about?)
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phillip78

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Re: Rapture is upon us!!
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2010, 12:01:26 AM »

The second an article starts speaking of hell and paying tithes, I just hit the little 'x' at my top right. That solves that problem. Such absurd nonsense.
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