Rapture is upon us!!

[musicman]

There has been much talk of the rapture as of late.  Many have mocked this doctrine but I've found something that reeks of credability.  Found this web page written on a bubble gum wrapper lying on the floor at a laundry mat somewhere in Lousianna.  It's got me a bit worried.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Beware-Rapture-is-Almost-Here

[lauriellen]

bahahahaha.....=D

[Ninny]

Musicman...why do I feel a need for hip boots?  That rapture stuff is a big scare tactic!!
Why were you doing laundry in Louisiana?? Did you escape house arrest in North Cuba...AGAIN??? huhhhh...
My work is NEVER done!!!
Kathy

[grapehound]

Ha ha ha ha. Good one.
How about that? God can't spell either. LOL

[Linny]

Thanks for the smiles musicman!   

[musicman]

Ha ha ha ha. Good one.
How about that? God can't spell either. LOL

Watch it now.  god is perfect in every church way. 

[grapehound]

God.
Capitals please !

[musicman]

Who said it's the real "god"?

[Ninny]

Grapehound,
You have to realize when musicman speaks of 'god' in lower case letters he is talking about 'god of the church'
BUT when he talks about the Father of Lights he will always use UPPERCASE letters 'God' musicman is smarter than people give him credit for! He's even smarter than he looks...but don't tell him I told you that...he has a reputation to protect... 
Kathy

[musicman]

Yeah, I look like an out of work dung collector.  But remember, it was church god that wrote it.  I was just reporting on it.

[grapehound]

Well received,

Thanks guys
x

[Ninny]

  MM an out of work dung collector is a good disguise...I like it!! 

[Marky Mark]

MM an out of work dung collector is a good disguise...I like it!! 

Kathy,I found out why MM no longer is employed as a poop collector.Technology baby,technology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k

[Ninny]

oh Mark....I am cracking up!!! hahaha!! that's just gross looking!! I can think of so many things to say, but those remarks belong to Musicman!! I'm speechless....
Kathy

[musicman]

Oh gross.  You know, I see something like that and then I question why I have to teach so disfuntional children from disfunctional parents who should never have had them.  Why hasn't anybody invented something to catch a man's. . . . .oh wait, someone did a long time ago. 

[Vangie]

Smart idea, but still, just plain .....wrong, ....and kinda gross.   Talk about getting off topic.  Janine, you are sooo not guilty of leading this one into left field.

Gotta run, so I can talk hubby into pooper scooping the back yard--he's falling behind on land mine duty, (a.k.a. doodie)  and I would hate to have to show him this newfangled technology.  (He keeps saying, but they're your dogs, not mine--what's that about?)

[phillip78]

The second an article starts speaking of hell and paying tithes, I just hit the little 'x' at my top right. That solves that problem. Such absurd nonsense.