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Author Topic: Dog praying to God  (Read 3744 times)

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deftarchangel

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Dog praying to God
« on: September 29, 2010, 11:40:25 AM »

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musicman

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Re: Dog praying to God
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 11:55:03 AM »

My god, it worked.  That was one of my clients.  If you remember, in an earlier post I had mistakenly openned a Pet Cemetary when it was supposed to be a Pet Seminary.  I closed both down in disgrace after massive failure.  Apparantly, it should have been left open.

From earlier post:

That's right folks, Musicman's Pet Seminary will have your pet speaking in tongues and helping you praise the lord in no time.  They will learn the art of fear.  They will teach you the science behind fire and brimstone that burns sinners in the center of the earth as we speak.  You will learn about free will (except when it concerns feeding your cat on time) and the rapture of those who done praised the holycow . . . . . . . . . . .I. . . . .I mean. . . . .the holy spirit.  No longer will you shy away when your Doberman raises its leg at you.  After all, that's its special way of baptizin you into the name of MusicMan who needs yo tithes. . . . . .or something.  Remember folks, contrary to what the Disney people teach:  Not all dogs go to heaven!!  Only those that attend:

MusicMan's Pet Seminary.
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grapehound

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Re: Dog praying to God
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 03:11:04 PM »

Thanx for that deftarchangel.

Musicman u got talent Bro. That was very funny ! Thanx
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cjwood

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Re: Dog praying to God
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 04:03:11 AM »

deft a that was so darn precious!  this is another reason dogs are so cool.

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