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cjwood:
thanks vangie!  i am going to forward them on to others for sure. i read something the other day, in a women's toilet stall no less  :D, and it read 'i would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.'  ;D

claudia

judith collier:
Claudia, that was priceless!!!!!!
judy

Shawn Fainn:
Good stuff. I've been playing Fallout 3 a bit lately.. here are a few good ones from it:


War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

A neutron buys a drink at the bar, he asks, "how much?" and the barkeep says, "for you, no charge."

I was going to to a clairvoyance meeting. But it was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.


:D

grapehound:
You know what they do with old Bowling balls?
They make rosary beads for Catholic elephants.

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