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Author Topic: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars  (Read 16491 times)

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Patrick

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 04:15:02 PM »

Go figure, our race track scheduled a race on 5/21!
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Vangie

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2011, 06:04:02 PM »

My 7 yr. old niece has a violin recital on May 21.  My husband wishes that it's not happening.... :)

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2011, 12:42:38 PM »

Only 3 more days.... ::)
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mharrell08

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2011, 12:46:26 PM »

Ha ha, I got a warning from WOT (web of trust) telling me "this site has a poor reputation".

G.Driggs


HAHAHAHA!!!!

I just read this for the first time George  :D
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daywalker

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2011, 02:17:34 PM »

Only 3 more days.... ::)

Oh yeah!! Well it's a good thing I get paid the day before; at least I can go party like a rockstar one last time...
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2011, 06:10:53 PM »


I am starting to feel sorry for them,,    it will feel like having a party without any attendances

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2011, 03:42:10 AM »

Man! That's going to ruin my picnic on saturday! >:(
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2011, 03:34:13 PM »

Things I would like to do on friday the 20th May 2011

1. Drop kick at least one rude government employee.

2. Water bomb a certain lecturers home.

3. Let my dog pictured on left have the next door neighbours pesky fox terrier.

4. Hire a Ferrari or take one for a test drive and go at a ludicrous speed playing Born to be Wild,

5. Say a heartfelt prayer after above that things do end the next day.

Jassy
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2011, 08:27:15 PM »

It looks like Capitalism will survive the end of the world.

An atheist from New Hampshire sells an insurance policy for pets who will remain after their Christian owners are raptured away.

The company states that they are atheists so they guarantee they will remain on the Earth when the rapture occurs.  For $135 per policy, they agree to care for certain pets of Christian owners who are among the Elect.  They currently offer the service in 26 American States, Illinois and Iowa being the two most recently added States.  Is this a great country or what?

Google "eternal earth-bound pets" if you need a laugh for today.


hahhaahha... that is wayy TOOO funny!

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2011, 03:02:52 PM »

It looks like Capitalism will survive the end of the world.

An atheist from New Hampshire sells an insurance policy for pets who will remain after their Christian owners are raptured away.

The company states that they are atheists so they guarantee they will remain on the Earth when the rapture occurs.  For $135 per policy, they agree to care for certain pets of Christian owners who are among the Elect.  They currently offer the service in 26 American States, Illinois and Iowa being the two most recently added States.  Is this a great country or what?

Google "eternal earth-bound pets" if you need a laugh for today.


'' 5 pets for; $215.00 dollars''!  ,   witch is around $2500.00 pesos    ,   that is more than one moth of rent in a fine apartment around here.

That is also almost the cost of a cheap plain ticket from Cancun Mex. to NY,

that can be also the cost of a nice pair of shoes,     eating fine and healthy for two weeks aorund here,      a  cellphone,     4 expensive cigars,      and I could go on and on and...      maybe some day I will make a loong list of discrepancies in the market.

...how extrange these world have become...      


Hi Moises,

This is a theological problem.  They need to change the rules that if you are one of the Elect and get raptured, then your favorite pets get raptured with you.  After all, Noah took some animals with him.  That rule change would put this company out of business.   :D

John



You know what's fascinating about all this...

(1) The Atheists think they're ripping off Christians because they don't even believe in God, and therefore the Rapture.

(2) Christians think they're gonna be the ones laughing when they actually do get Raptured, while the Atheists are gonna feel like fools for trying to rip off Christians... (and then will they actually go find all those animals as they had promised? Guess we'll never know!)


The Atheists are gonna win this particular battle because there is no such Rapture. But then again, when the Day of the LORD comes, they will both be getting "raptured" into judgment, and both are gonna feel like they got the short-end of the stick... People are fascinating sometimes!


Daywalker  8)
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2011, 03:54:54 PM »

Hey All!
We in South Africa will witness this before the American Nation, in just 4 hours, we will be witness.

What a crock!
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2011, 03:39:12 AM »

Today should be interesting in the news. ;D
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2011, 03:59:04 AM »

Are we still here? Oh darn, I think I've been left behind!  :o
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2011, 06:32:13 AM »


I could only took 3 minutes of this old man video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc10ig27AQY&feature=related), it is kind of cripy how he smiles everytime he is talking about destrucion. Also it is incredible to me how can this crazy old man can be able to fool such a great ammout of people. Today is already may 21 and these guy have proved the power of a very good marketing campain.


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mharrell08

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2011, 11:27:51 AM »

And so it begins: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/21/apocalypse-not-now-rapture-fails-materialise

People like this act like nuts and then wonder why no one will listen to them about Jesus. It's like a never-ending cycle. What a strange work indeed...[Isa 28:21].
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2011, 12:21:00 PM »

And so it begins: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/21/apocalypse-not-now-rapture-fails-materialise

People like this act like nuts and then wonder why no one will listen to them about Jesus. It's like a never-ending cycle. What a strange work indeed...[Isa 28:21].


So True Marques,

People like this act like Nuts, I used to be One of those Nuts, only other Nuts would listen to Nuts like Me, but it undermines a real serious consideration about Jesus and His eventual return. Sometimes, One group of Nuts(The JW's) will accuse other Nuts(like Camping group) of being Nuts and trying to drive others Nuts, it's One Nutty World, it's no wonder I'm Nuts, a real tongue twister, but no pun intended,  ;D,  ;).

                          The 20th Century Samson who got driven Nuts,  ::)
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2011, 12:25:45 PM »

uhmmmmmmmm...

I am still here!!!  gee, I think everyone else is too!!

 :D :D
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Drew

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2011, 12:38:44 PM »

My wife tells me that it's not supposed to happen until 1800 Eastern time. Still go a little wait!
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chav

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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2011, 03:27:25 PM »

Hi
though you might enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3nRjlK3jfY

Dave
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Re: May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2011, 06:06:41 PM »

You know what, we should ask the MODS to put this to rest.
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