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May 21, 2011 - Mark your calendars
acomplishedartis:
I am starting to feel sorry for them,, it will feel like having a party without any attendances
Akira329:
Man! That's going to ruin my picnic on saturday! >:(
jassy:
Things I would like to do on friday the 20th May 2011
1. Drop kick at least one rude government employee.
2. Water bomb a certain lecturers home.
3. Let my dog pictured on left have the next door neighbours pesky fox terrier.
4. Hire a Ferrari or take one for a test drive and go at a ludicrous speed playing Born to be Wild,
5. Say a heartfelt prayer after above that things do end the next day.
Jassy
daywalker:
--- Quote from: John from Kentucky on May 19, 2011, 12:59:25 PM ---It looks like Capitalism will survive the end of the world.
An atheist from New Hampshire sells an insurance policy for pets who will remain after their Christian owners are raptured away.
The company states that they are atheists so they guarantee they will remain on the Earth when the rapture occurs. For $135 per policy, they agree to care for certain pets of Christian owners who are among the Elect. They currently offer the service in 26 American States, Illinois and Iowa being the two most recently added States. Is this a great country or what?
Google "eternal earth-bound pets" if you need a laugh for today.
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hahhaahha... that is wayy TOOO funny!
daywalker:
--- Quote from: John from Kentucky on May 19, 2011, 07:30:57 PM ---
--- Quote from: Moises on May 19, 2011, 06:27:30 PM ---
--- Quote from: John from Kentucky on May 19, 2011, 12:59:25 PM ---It looks like Capitalism will survive the end of the world.
An atheist from New Hampshire sells an insurance policy for pets who will remain after their Christian owners are raptured away.
The company states that they are atheists so they guarantee they will remain on the Earth when the rapture occurs. For $135 per policy, they agree to care for certain pets of Christian owners who are among the Elect. They currently offer the service in 26 American States, Illinois and Iowa being the two most recently added States. Is this a great country or what?
Google "eternal earth-bound pets" if you need a laugh for today.
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'' 5 pets for; $215.00 dollars''! , witch is around $2500.00 pesos , that is more than one moth of rent in a fine apartment around here.
That is also almost the cost of a cheap plain ticket from Cancun Mex. to NY,
that can be also the cost of a nice pair of shoes, eating fine and healthy for two weeks aorund here, a cellphone, 4 expensive cigars, and I could go on and on and... maybe some day I will make a loong list of discrepancies in the market.
...how extrange these world have become...
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Hi Moises,
This is a theological problem. They need to change the rules that if you are one of the Elect and get raptured, then your favorite pets get raptured with you. After all, Noah took some animals with him. That rule change would put this company out of business. :D
John
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You know what's fascinating about all this...
(1) The Atheists think they're ripping off Christians because they don't even believe in God, and therefore the Rapture.
(2) Christians think they're gonna be the ones laughing when they actually do get Raptured, while the Atheists are gonna feel like fools for trying to rip off Christians... (and then will they actually go find all those animals as they had promised? Guess we'll never know!)
The Atheists are gonna win this particular battle because there is no such Rapture. But then again, when the Day of the LORD comes, they will both be getting "raptured" into judgment, and both are gonna feel like they got the short-end of the stick... People are fascinating sometimes!
Daywalker 8)
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