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cjwood

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a few things to laugh about
« on: January 05, 2011, 04:32:10 AM »

enjoy.  i hope some of you can relate.  :D

claudia
               

               A penny saved is a government oversight.
               
               The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
               then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good
               friends.
             
               The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
               buy a replacement ..
               
               He who hesitates is probably right.
               
               Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40)
               are  XL
                                                         
               The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
               really in trouble.
               
               Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'
               together it spells 'Theirs...'
             
               Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
               about your age and start bragging about it.
               
               Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
               people to know 'why' I look this way.  I've traveled a
               long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
               
               When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
               youth, think of algebra, geometry, trigonometry and
               calculus.
                           
               One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it
               is such a nice change from being young.  Ah, being young
               is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
               
               Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
               mouth . . . . . .   
               
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grapehound

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 06:05:24 AM »

Boy, some gems in there Claudia !  ;D ;D
and I love the picture of God with an arm around me and His hand on my mouth !
That's a perfect conclusion to my prayers!

Thanx Sista.
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Vangie

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 08:13:47 AM »

Good ones Claudia!  Thanks much.
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GaryK

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »

enjoy.  i hope some of you can relate.  :D

claudia
               

                              
               Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
               mouth . . . . . .   
               


Hi Claudia,

I couldn't agree more on that one. 

gk
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gmik

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 02:05:00 AM »

 ;D ;D

lots of wisdom there!!
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Astrapho

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 06:08:58 AM »

Quote
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
               youth, think of algebra, geometry, trigonometry and
               calculus.

"Hahah, I can't believe I couldn't solve these calculus problems when I was 15! They're sooo easy, now that I'm solving string theory equations! Ahh, it's great to be 60!!"

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EKnight

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 12:40:34 PM »

All of it sooooo true!

Eileen
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Dave in Tenn

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2011, 09:00:08 PM »

"Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

At least enough to equal four times to the moon and back.
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

grapehound

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 08:19:11 AM »

Great quote Dave!
Thanx
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 12:08:17 PM »


Excellent Claudia!

Dave ~  What a funny picture! lol :D

Blessings
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Linny

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Re: a few things to laugh about
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 10:39:30 PM »

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder
and your hand over my mouth . . . . . .   

I love this one so much that a few years ago I painted it on a sign that hangs on my back door!

               
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