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arion

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Top ten peeves dogs have about humans
« on: January 31, 2011, 07:20:24 PM »

Top ten peeves dogs have about humans







'1'
Blaming your gas problems on me.....not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.  I AM A DOG!!  What do you expect me to do, whinny?
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out!  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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'6'
The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.   You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo - what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???   Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous that I can do something you can't do.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.  We both know who's boss here!   You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?
Every dog has his day.  A dog always offers unconditional acceptance.   Cats have to think about it!
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daywalker

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Re: Top ten peeves dogs have about humans
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 08:45:01 PM »


hahaha, those are funny... #6 is my favorite  :D
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Why dogs are better than women
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 09:13:26 PM »

HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

*Dogs don't cry.

*Dogs love it when your friends come over.

*Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

*Dogs think you sing great.

*A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

*Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

*The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

*Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

*Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
 
*Dogs are excited by rough play.
 
*Dogs love red meat.

*Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

*If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

*Dogs don't shop.

*Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

*A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

*Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

*A dog's parents never visit.

*Dogs love long car trips.

*Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

*Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

*Dogs like beer.

*Dogs don't hate their bodies.

*No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album

*No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

*Dogs never criticize.

*Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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For the Ladies
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 09:17:00 PM »

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

*Dogs don't come in drunk and expect loving.

*Dogs don't notice when you've had a bad hair day.

*Dogs understand when you cry.

*Dogs don't ogle the girls at the beach.

*Dogs like to cuddle as long as you do.

*Dogs don't bring old army buddies home on the spur of the moment.

*Dogs never promise "not to do it again"--whatever IT is.

*Dogs love you more than they love anybody else.

*Dogs never pinch waitresses in truck stops.

*Dogs like YOUR friends too.

*Dogs never act ashamed to be seen with you in public.

*Dogs don't spend Sunday afternoons watching football--unless you do.

*Dogs never get bored with you and look for someone younger and more exciting.

*Dogs don't bury themselves in a newspaper at breakfast.

*Dogs don't criticize the way you keep house.

*Dogs love you unconditionally.

*Dogs never correct your grammar.

*Dogs don't care how long you talk on the telephone.

*You never have to wonder if your dog really loves you.

*Dogs don't demand to control the TV remote.

*Dogs never make negative comments on your figure.

*Dogs never gripe about your cooking.

You're always Number One with your dog.
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Re: Top ten peeves dogs have about humans
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2011, 10:39:12 AM »

my dog hates when the leash suddenly stops him while he is running full speed
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Re: Top ten peeves dogs have about humans
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2011, 01:51:23 PM »

Why dogs hate their owners.  :o :-\


www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeH7FHe3PQU


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Re: Top ten peeves dogs have about humans
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2011, 04:03:21 AM »



haha, the first post make me laugh and smile the most.

who write those things...

ha
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Re: Top ten peeves dogs have about humans
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 11:56:29 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D

These are great!!!  Will make copies for sure.
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