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Craig

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What's for Dinner?
« on: March 24, 2011, 08:05:11 AM »

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea bout her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking voice ask her a question and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time: CHICKEN!"
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onelovedread

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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 01:45:47 PM »

An elderly gentleman.....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will
three times!'
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Linny

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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2011, 02:52:06 PM »

Two VERY funny ones! :D :D :D
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John9362

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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 02:56:24 AM »

Hehehehe..........Thanks for the giggles  ;)
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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2011, 09:42:24 PM »

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea bout her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking voice ask her a question and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time: CHICKEN!"


ha,ha...

I will add it to my joke list.

This is my second one. (The other one is another one that was posted regarding an old lady that falls from and helicopter or plain,)
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onelovedread

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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 10:28:17 PM »

TRUE  INSPIRATION:           
As  we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our  ability to "make a difference" in the  world. Fortunately there are some exceptional people who give us hope. Harold  Schlumberg is such a person: 
QUOTE FROM  HAROLD:
"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'  Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is  converting beer, wine and tequila into urine. I do  it every day and I really enjoy  it."
Harold should be an  inspiration to us  all. 
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Re: sweet thing
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 04:35:17 PM »

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

 The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 02:25:28 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

OMG....the older I get the funnier these get!!   so true so true!
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Re: What's for Dinner?
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 04:35:51 AM »

it's times like these i really wish we had a "like" option we can just click on.  ;)  thumbs up to ya gena.  :D

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