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onelovedread:
TRUE  INSPIRATION:           
As  we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our  ability to "make a difference" in the  world. Fortunately there are some exceptional people who give us hope. Harold  Schlumberg is such a person: 
QUOTE FROM  HAROLD:
"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'  Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is  converting beer, wine and tequila into urine. I do  it every day and I really enjoy  it."
Harold should be an  inspiration to us  all. 

onelovedread:
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

 The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......

gmik:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

OMG....the older I get the funnier these get!!   so true so true!

cjwood:
it's times like these i really wish we had a "like" option we can just click on.  ;)  thumbs up to ya gena.  :D

claudia

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