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« on: April 09, 2011, 11:38:04 AM »

I just had to pass this on  ;D


> Tom is 71 years old and loves to fish.

> Tom was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

> He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

> He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up'

> He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

> Tom said, 'Are you talking to me?'

> The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

> Tom looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

> The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

> Tom opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

> 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

> With age comes wisdom.

G. Driggs

  • Guest
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2011, 01:49:46 PM »

Ha ha funny, my wife an I got a good laugh out of that. :D Truly a wise old man.



  • Guest
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2011, 04:42:56 PM »

Hey Kat,

For some Guys, perhaps a "Talking Frog" might be Wise Choice at any Age,  ;D.



  • Guest
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2011, 09:01:37 PM »

Hey wait a minute...I think someone is plagiarizing...or at least they have the genders mixed up or something here ;)!  HMMM...nothing stays the same...I like it better with the woman kissing the frog and getting her Prince Charming...oh well, such is life... ::)

(cute Kat ;D!)  Thanks for sharing.

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