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[Samson]

Dear Forum,

I thought this joke My Dad sent me was priceless, unless you happen to be a Lawyer,  ,  .


                    ENGINEER IN HELL.

An engineer dies and reports to hell.
 
Before long the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and working bathrooms and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and bathrooms that work and escalators, and
there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have been sent down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"


                Carry On, Samson.

[Gabriel]

  it reminds me of the movie Liar Liar. The little boy at school is told to describe what his dad does for a living. He says. "Well hes a Liar" Teacher says "certaintly you don't mean hes a Liar" Little boy says "He talks to the judge" Teacher "Oh you mean hes a lawyer" Litte boy shrugs.

Poor Lawyers