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[Stacey]

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!



It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)
printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,






"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."





NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well!  I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,






"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."







Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!

[grapehound]

LOL thanks  Stacey.

Questions:

Does thin hair worry you? Don't let it.
Nobody has fat hair.

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If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs
Then You Are Probably .........
 
 
 
 
The Family Dog!


Grape xx

[Stacey]

  Man, those are funny Grape, thanks for the laughs!