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Craig

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One Wish
« on: July 11, 2006, 01:45:49 PM »

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.  All of a
sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."  Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have
been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said,  "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.  Think of the logistics
of that kind of undertaking.  The supports required to reach the bottom
of the Pacific!  The concrete and steel it would take!  I can do it, but it  is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. 

Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and
glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time.  Finally he said, "Lord, I have
been married and divorced four times.  All of my wives said that I
am uncaring and insensitive.  I wish that I could understand women.  I
want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me
the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say
"nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Sorin

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Re: One Wish
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 09:29:30 PM »

 





Ha!! You want two lanes or four on that bridge?   :D
« Last Edit: July 25, 2006, 07:27:55 PM by Sorin »
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gmik

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Re: One Wish
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2006, 12:51:21 AM »

Hey....we women arent THAT hard to figure out....are we????

That was funny tho!! ;D
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hillsbororiver

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Re: One Wish
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 08:41:08 AM »

Hey....we women arent THAT hard to figure out....are we????

That was funny tho!! ;D

Not since I learned the magic words....................Yes dear, I am sorry, you are right,

Joe
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Sorin

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Re: One Wish
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2006, 07:28:51 PM »

Hey....we women arent THAT hard to figure out....are we????

That was funny tho!! ;D

Not since I learned the magic words....................Yes dear, I am sorry, you are right,

Joe


LOL! :D
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YellowStone

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Re: One Wish
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 10:20:40 PM »

That was VERY good. HAHAHAHAHAHA  :D

Thanks for sharing

YellowStone
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