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[Deborah-Leigh]

 

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
 
The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
 
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
emergency open-heart bypass surgery.
 
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of
nuns at the Catholic hospital he was taken to. 

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded
with several forms, and a pen.

She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
 
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister ... and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated, and announced loudly,
"Nuns are NOT spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
 
The patient replied, "Perfect.  Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
 

[grapehound]

LOL! Class act!

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[John9362]