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Craig

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Will Rogers
« on: July 11, 2006, 01:57:48 PM »

 The Wisdom of Will Rogers

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad

judgment.


Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.


If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to

make sure it's still there.


If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'

somebody else's dog around.


After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started

roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
 

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.


If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
 

Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.


It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

 
Always drink upstream from the herd.


When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be

surprised if they learn their lesson.


When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around

by somebody else.


The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back

in your pocket.


Never miss a good chance to shut up.


There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who

learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for

themselves.
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gmik

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Re: Will Rogers
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2006, 09:51:56 PM »

 ;D good ones!!
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SandyFla

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Re: Will Rogers
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2006, 03:53:07 PM »

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

 :D :D :D That one is my favorite! I've been all 3 at one time or another--except I'm a woman!  ;)
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Falconn003

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Re: Will Rogers
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2006, 08:30:18 PM »

all too funny


Rodger :D
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dogcombat

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Re: Will Rogers
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2006, 02:15:11 PM »

A couple of my favorite Wills are

`Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.'

`There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.'


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