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Craig:

When everybody on earth was dead and
waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to
make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of
their household, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter ."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was
100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads
of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your
purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the
only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

lilitalienboi16:
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

onelovedread:
I'm the boss at home when my wife isn't there!

judith collier:
Well Craig, we all know men want approval and adoration and they don't have (a few maybe) near as many words that need spoken as we women. They all need to read The Taming of the Shrew every now and then.
judy

G. Driggs:
Ha ha good one Craig! :D

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