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[G. Driggs]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

[indianabob]

Sounds to me as if blondes have lots more fun.
'specially when they remember to carry a wrench in their purse...

Bob

[crazy4bam]

  That would be something I would do and I am red-headed! Has for the wrench and measuring tape you would have to ponder why she is carrying them! To, me that is way to much thinking and it might make my head explode.