The visiting preacher

[G. Driggs]

The visiting preacher was really getting the congregation moving. Near the end of his sermon he said this church has really got to walk - to which someone in the back yelled, "let her walk preacher"
The preacher then said if this church is going to go it's got to get up and run to which someone again yelled with gusto, "let her run preacher."
Feeling the surge of the church, the preacher then said with even louder gusto, "if this church is going to go it's got to really fly" and once again with ever greater gusto, someone yelled, "let her fly preacher, let her fly."
The preacher then seized the moment and stated with even greater gusto, "if this church is really going to fly it's going to need money" to which someone in the back yelled, "let her walk preacher, let her walk."

[Samson]

Good One George,

No one has any Money to waste on You Preacher, the Economy is going to crash Preacher, ask the Government for some Money Preacher, they will give you some, they give it to everyone else.  .

                                  Thanks, Samson.

[River]

Wouldn't you love to hear some guy in the back yell out "we do not peddle the word of God for profit!"  I bet he would get walked out. 

[Duane]

I heard of a similar preacher who was leading his congregation up to a "climax" in hype until he finally said:  "Remember people, you can lead a horse to drink-- but you can't make him "water"!